him: What are you gonna tell [your niece] if I get whacked [during my tour overseas]?
me: I'm gonna tell her you went to a nice farm with lots of ponies and nice girls.
......ten minutes later...........
him: I really like the sounds of a farm full of ponies and hookers.
me: I made that farm up, don't try to go there.
him: Too late, already driving.
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